1 00:00:02,336 --> 00:00:04,338 - ♪ Look up there ♪ - ♪ What do you see? ♪ 2 00:00:04,404 --> 00:00:05,973 ♪ Nature and stuff ♪ 3 00:00:06,039 --> 00:00:07,350 - ♪ Like a rock ♪ - ♪ And a tree ♪ 4 00:00:07,374 --> 00:00:09,977 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 5 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:13,614 ♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪ 6 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:14,982 ♪ Catch some fish ♪ 7 00:00:15,048 --> 00:00:16,617 ♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪ 8 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:17,618 ♪ Wow ♪ 9 00:00:17,684 --> 00:00:21,188 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 10 00:00:21,255 --> 00:00:22,523 ♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:22,589 --> 00:00:24,124 ♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪ 12 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:25,631 ♪ From longest night to longest day ♪ 13 00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:29,663 ♪ In the Great North. ♪ 14 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:38,572 (grunts) All right, I've chopped this month's wood, 15 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:41,308 mended the fishing nets, canned a batch of pepper jelly, 16 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:43,143 brainstormed my Halloween costume. 17 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:44,678 I think people are gonna love me 18 00:00:44,745 --> 00:00:46,847 as Sully from Monsters University. 19 00:00:46,914 --> 00:00:48,248 And it's... 5:00 a. m.? 20 00:00:48,315 --> 00:00:49,917 Kids'll be up soon. 21 00:00:49,983 --> 00:00:52,019 Ooh, I almost forgot to stare with wild wonder 22 00:00:52,085 --> 00:00:56,123 at Alaska's majesty while whispering "Hot dog." 23 00:00:56,189 --> 00:00:58,559 (whispers): Hot dog. 24 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:00,160 - Dad. - Moon. 25 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:01,161 Drinking coffee again? 26 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:02,696 Yes. I am ten. 27 00:01:02,763 --> 00:01:04,641 Besides, I was up all night tracking a red squirrel 28 00:01:04,665 --> 00:01:06,733 I believe ate some bologna I was drying on the roof. 29 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,602 - You mean this guy? - (chittering) 30 00:01:08,669 --> 00:01:10,103 - You got him. - I'll set him free 31 00:01:10,170 --> 00:01:11,505 once I've had a few words with him 32 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:13,307 about whose bologna is whose around here. 33 00:01:13,373 --> 00:01:14,541 Thank you, Father. 34 00:01:14,608 --> 00:01:16,109 Good morning, Ham. How'd you sleep? 35 00:01:16,176 --> 00:01:17,678 (exhales) Spectacularly. 36 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:20,280 I dreamt I tasted an ice cream flavor called "buffet," 37 00:01:20,347 --> 00:01:22,182 and I awoke feeling complete. 38 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:24,551 And then I took a glorious dump. 39 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:26,386 WOLF: Sup, chumps? (chuckles) 40 00:01:26,453 --> 00:01:27,830 I'm just kidding. Just fooling around. 41 00:01:27,854 --> 00:01:29,790 Good morning, brother, brother, Father. 42 00:01:29,856 --> 00:01:31,158 Ah, the fiancés are up. 43 00:01:31,224 --> 00:01:32,859 I've been thinking about your wedding, 44 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:35,262 and I have some... one idea. 45 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:36,964 We do it on the family boat! 46 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:39,433 No. Mm‐mm. I picked out our wedding theme a few months ago 47 00:01:39,499 --> 00:01:41,144 on my drive, when I moved here from Fresno. 48 00:01:41,168 --> 00:01:44,404 I want to base the wedding on my favorite romantic movie, 49 00:01:44,471 --> 00:01:46,139 Brokeback Mountain. 50 00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:47,541 It'll be in a giant tent. 51 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:49,142 Everyone's wearing jean jacket. 52 00:01:49,209 --> 00:01:51,378 There'll be a lot of loose sheep everywhere. 53 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:53,480 But no one will be quitting anyone. 54 00:01:53,547 --> 00:01:54,591 And I'm inviting Jake Gyllenhaal. 55 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:55,682 But if he can't make it, 56 00:01:55,749 --> 00:01:56,984 hopefully Maggie Gyllenhaal. 57 00:01:57,050 --> 00:01:58,585 And if she can't make it, 58 00:01:58,652 --> 00:02:00,372 then hopefully her husband, Peter Sarsgaard. 59 00:02:00,420 --> 00:02:01,488 And if he can't make it, 60 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:03,256 then Alexander Skarsgard. 61 00:02:03,323 --> 00:02:04,625 It was a very long drive. 62 00:02:04,691 --> 00:02:06,493 Well, speaking of celebrations, 63 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:09,463 as you all know, it's your sister Judy's sweet 16 today, 64 00:02:09,529 --> 00:02:10,731 and I planned a celebration 65 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:13,100 that's every teenage girl's dream, 66 00:02:13,166 --> 00:02:16,169 a full day out on the fishing boat with her brothers and dad. 67 00:02:16,236 --> 00:02:17,871 No frills, no thrills‐‐ 68 00:02:17,938 --> 00:02:20,674 just hard work and the feeling of a birthday job well done. 69 00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:23,310 Uh, should we at least look into a clown who's afraid of water? 70 00:02:23,377 --> 00:02:25,245 That could be fun. He'd be all nervous. 71 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:26,913 Where is Judy anyways? 72 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:29,158 She said she wanted to have a luxurious birthday morning 73 00:02:29,182 --> 00:02:30,917 and sleep in till 5:45. 74 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,019 How decadent. 75 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:34,021 ‐(alarm beeping) ‐(gasps) 76 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:35,522 Good morning, Judy! 77 00:02:35,589 --> 00:02:37,624 You are finally 16 today, you beautiful beast. 78 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:39,993 I went to sleep a child, and I woke up a sophisticated 79 00:02:40,060 --> 00:02:41,595 and artistic woman. 80 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:44,297 This is the year I trade in my barrettes for berets. 81 00:02:44,364 --> 00:02:45,408 But not literally, because I need 82 00:02:45,432 --> 00:02:46,900 to keep my hair off my face. 83 00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:50,103 Ah, good morning, imaginary best friend/inspiration 84 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,605 Alanis Morissette. 85 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:53,907 And good morning to my best friend/inspiration 86 00:02:53,974 --> 00:02:55,709 - Judy Tobin. - Aw. Really? 87 00:02:55,776 --> 00:02:57,520 Or are you just saying that because it's my birthday? 88 00:02:57,544 --> 00:02:59,413 - Yes. Happy birthday! - Oh. 89 00:02:59,479 --> 00:03:01,982 Well, I have a big birthday announcement. 90 00:03:02,049 --> 00:03:03,450 (mimics fanfare) 91 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:05,686 - (mimics fanfare) - I got the job! 92 00:03:05,752 --> 00:03:07,421 Well, Judy, I have one hand in my pocket, 93 00:03:07,487 --> 00:03:09,723 and the other one is very proud of you. 94 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:13,360 You are looking at the newest associ‐ette photograph‐ette 95 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:15,028 at the Point and Shoot Photo Studio, 96 00:03:15,095 --> 00:03:18,165 conveniently located at the most inspiring place 97 00:03:18,231 --> 00:03:19,366 in all of Alaska! 98 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:20,934 - The mall. - The mall. 99 00:03:21,001 --> 00:03:24,738 Oh, the bouquet of perfume samples at La Smell Hut. 100 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:28,542 The weird empty area between the fountain and the directory. 101 00:03:28,608 --> 00:03:31,545 The cute, slightly older boy who works at Smoothie Boss. 102 00:03:31,611 --> 00:03:33,513 The way his semi‐tight pants highlight his, 103 00:03:33,580 --> 00:03:35,482 um, downstairs situation. 104 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,126 Yeah, you get it. You specifically get it. 105 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:39,286 But, Judy, did you tell your dad yet? 106 00:03:39,352 --> 00:03:41,054 No. You know how he is with change. 107 00:03:41,121 --> 00:03:42,823 I mean, when Mom ran off to Pennsylvania 108 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:44,458 to be with her lover Marcus, 109 00:03:44,524 --> 00:03:46,393 my dad told us all that she got eaten by a bear 110 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:47,761 in the Val‐U‐Buy parking lot. 111 00:03:47,828 --> 00:03:49,696 But she's alive, and we all know that. 112 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:51,908 (groans) And ever since then, he just wants the whole family 113 00:03:51,932 --> 00:03:53,500 to be together all the time. 114 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,178 It'll break his heart if I can't be on the boat 115 00:03:55,202 --> 00:03:57,571 from 3:00 p. m. to 7:00 p. m. on Tuesdays and Thursdays. 116 00:03:57,637 --> 00:03:59,573 But... (scoffs) Judy, get real. 117 00:03:59,639 --> 00:04:01,484 You‐you don't want to spend your life catching fish 118 00:04:01,508 --> 00:04:03,176 after fish after fish 119 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,978 after fish after fish 120 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:06,113 after fish. 121 00:04:06,179 --> 00:04:07,647 - I know, but... - After fish. 122 00:04:07,714 --> 00:04:09,649 Oh, sorry. I thought you were done. Are you done? 123 00:04:09,716 --> 00:04:10,717 Look, there comes a time 124 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:12,319 in every young artistic woman's life 125 00:04:12,385 --> 00:04:14,387 when she must put aside her barrettes, 126 00:04:14,454 --> 00:04:15,622 put on her berets... 127 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:17,057 I was just saying that earlier. 128 00:04:17,124 --> 00:04:18,725 ...and grab life by the ass. 129 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:22,362 Yes. I just need to take one butt cheek of life in each hand, 130 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:24,164 spread 'em apart, and dive... 131 00:04:24,231 --> 00:04:25,799 Oh! (screaming) 132 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:27,467 Calm down, Judy! Oh, God! 133 00:04:27,534 --> 00:04:30,237 I got to calm down! I have to calm down. 134 00:04:30,303 --> 00:04:31,371 For safety. 135 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:32,739 (announcer voice): And now, 136 00:04:32,806 --> 00:04:35,075 entering the kitchen, 137 00:04:35,142 --> 00:04:37,911 16‐year‐old Judy Tobin! 138 00:04:37,978 --> 00:04:39,479 (normal voice): It's me. Hi. 139 00:04:39,546 --> 00:04:42,015 I made 16 pancakes for the birthday girl. 140 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:43,583 And I made a portrait 141 00:04:43,650 --> 00:04:45,528 of the whole family's inner yearnings out of yarn, 142 00:04:45,552 --> 00:04:47,521 and it's called Inner Yarnings. 143 00:04:47,587 --> 00:04:49,565 (chuckles): Oh. That's going right up on the fridge. 144 00:04:49,589 --> 00:04:51,758 Everybody stuff up with carbs and meats, 145 00:04:51,825 --> 00:04:53,894 'cause it's gonna be a real Nippy Nora 146 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,529 for the birthday boat party. 147 00:04:55,595 --> 00:04:57,164 Just how we Tobins like it. 148 00:04:57,230 --> 00:04:58,265 That's right, son. 149 00:04:58,331 --> 00:04:59,533 From the day we chew ourselves 150 00:04:59,599 --> 00:05:01,468 off our mother's umbilical cord 151 00:05:01,535 --> 00:05:03,904 to the day a wild animal eats us, 152 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:05,338 we are fighters, 153 00:05:05,405 --> 00:05:07,474 born to wrestle nature itself into submission 154 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:09,576 year after glorious year. 155 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:11,945 My God, this man can give a toast. 156 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:13,513 Now let's take a moment of silence 157 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:16,216 for someone who can't celebrate with us today, 158 00:05:16,283 --> 00:05:18,585 your dear departed mother Kathleen. 159 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:21,188 Is that the same fur bikini your dad has in the guest cabin 160 00:05:21,254 --> 00:05:22,365 with all the candles around it? 161 00:05:22,389 --> 00:05:23,389 (whispers): It is. 162 00:05:23,423 --> 00:05:24,758 ‐(clattering) ‐Hark, 163 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,526 some sort of beast has entered our abode. 164 00:05:26,593 --> 00:05:29,229 Line up behind me in order of bravery. 165 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:32,165 (screams) 166 00:05:32,232 --> 00:05:33,632 - Moose! - BEEF: Everyone stay back. 167 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,468 Let me try to get him out of here. Easy. 168 00:05:35,535 --> 00:05:37,580 Does that moose have "sexin" balloons in his antlers? 169 00:05:37,604 --> 00:05:39,339 - Easy. - Is that a sex moose? 170 00:05:39,406 --> 00:05:40,917 That's not what‐‐ The balloons spelled out "sixteen." 171 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:42,621 And they weren't supposed to be on a moose! 172 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,211 How did a moose even get in here? 173 00:05:44,277 --> 00:05:45,579 Oh, moose can get in anywhere. 174 00:05:45,645 --> 00:05:47,347 Last fall, one got into the school gym 175 00:05:47,414 --> 00:05:49,082 during a basketball game. 176 00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:50,927 He made the winning basket and then nearly killed the coach. 177 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:52,953 Yeah, moose are super dangerous, my love. 178 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,955 But they're so big and cute, like Jason Momoa. 179 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:57,591 I find him more brutally handsome than cute, but... 180 00:05:57,657 --> 00:05:59,292 Guys, please! I'm trying to focus. 181 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,561 Dad, hold the moose. I'll ride it out of here. 182 00:06:01,628 --> 00:06:03,506 Moon, for the hundredth time, you can't ride a moose. 183 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:05,732 - You can't ride a moose. - (snorts) 184 00:06:07,634 --> 00:06:10,203 - (bellowing) - You ruined Judy's birthday balloons, 185 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:11,872 - you friggin' jerk! - Wolf, no! 186 00:06:11,938 --> 00:06:13,273 Just let him go! 187 00:06:16,509 --> 00:06:18,912 Oh, no! The moose got Mom's pageant bikini! 188 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:21,314 And her gorgeous hair extensions! 189 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,483 JUDY: No! Sexi! Stop! 190 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:24,851 (sighs) 191 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:27,454 Those were the last things we had of your mom's. 192 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,189 No, Dad, we still have... 193 00:06:29,256 --> 00:06:30,724 uh, our memories. 194 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:33,026 Like the day she left for Pennsyl... 195 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:34,361 Uh, Pennsyl... heaven. 196 00:06:34,427 --> 00:06:35,795 Uh, penc... uh, pencil heaven. 197 00:06:35,862 --> 00:06:37,063 To be with the angels. 198 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:38,598 And the pencils. 199 00:06:38,665 --> 00:06:40,834 Uh, because she was a saint who is definitely dead. 200 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,302 Mm‐hmm. End of discussion. 201 00:06:42,369 --> 00:06:44,437 If only being a saint was enough to stop her 202 00:06:44,504 --> 00:06:46,072 from being eaten to death by a bear 203 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:49,009 on her way to buy medicine for the children's hospital. 204 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:51,011 The children's hospital accepts donated medicine? 205 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:54,314 Well, as much as I'd like to track that moose down‐‐ 206 00:06:54,381 --> 00:06:55,882 for the sport of it, 207 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:57,493 not because I'm obsessed with your mother's things 208 00:06:57,517 --> 00:06:58,861 that still smell a little bit like her 209 00:06:58,885 --> 00:07:00,453 and that I sometimes like to smell‐‐ 210 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:02,289 we can't let this ruin Judy's big day. 211 00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:03,690 Let's load up for the boat. 212 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:06,326 (whistling, crying) 213 00:07:06,393 --> 00:07:07,961 (whispering): Psst, everyone, 214 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:09,930 family meeting right now. 215 00:07:09,996 --> 00:07:11,064 Why are we whispering? 216 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:12,341 Because I don't want Dad to hear. 217 00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:13,365 And it's fun. 218 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:14,734 Yes. Moon gets it. 219 00:07:14,801 --> 00:07:16,569 So, has the meeting started yet, or...? 220 00:07:16,636 --> 00:07:19,172 No, I think this is just sort of pre‐meeting chitchat. 221 00:07:19,239 --> 00:07:20,173 It is. Good eye. 222 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,608 Meeting starts... now. 223 00:07:21,675 --> 00:07:23,515 (normal volume): So, uh, Dad seems pretty upset 224 00:07:23,543 --> 00:07:25,178 about that moose taking Mom's stuff. 225 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:28,581 Therefore, Judy, you cannot tell him about your new job today. 226 00:07:28,648 --> 00:07:30,884 I mean, we could be headed for a full‐scale Beef‐Melt. 227 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:33,386 What's a Beef‐Melt? That sounds delicious. 228 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,488 It's not. It's when our dad has a freak‐out. 229 00:07:35,555 --> 00:07:37,223 He closes himself in his room, 230 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:38,925 he only eats icicles 231 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:41,461 and watches every season of Gilmore Girls on a loop. 232 00:07:41,528 --> 00:07:44,331 Yeah, we avoid Beef‐Melts at all costs. 233 00:07:44,397 --> 00:07:46,132 He had his first one when our mom left. 234 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:47,677 Even though she was a really bad mom, okay? 235 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:49,436 And it was actually better when she left. 236 00:07:49,502 --> 00:07:52,305 Yeah. She named our dog Grandma so she wouldn't be lying 237 00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:54,874 when she said we were with Grandma when people asked. 238 00:07:54,941 --> 00:07:57,410 Oh. Remember when Grandma got into the trash 239 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,913 and ate all those squeezable yogurt wrappers? 240 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,114 She was the best. 241 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:02,458 So your dad pretends your mom's dead, 242 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,150 and you pretend to believe him? 243 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:05,485 And we never talk about it, 244 00:08:05,552 --> 00:08:07,454 - and we never will. - Perfect system. 245 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:10,223 So, should I just never tell Dad about my job? 246 00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:11,858 I guess I could say I have diarrhea 247 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:14,728 every Tuesday and Thursday from 3:00 p. m. to 7:00 p. m. 248 00:08:14,794 --> 00:08:16,429 for the rest of my life. 249 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,999 Good plan. Uh, great plan, 'kay? 250 00:08:19,065 --> 00:08:20,500 Okay, let's move out. 251 00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:23,236 Judy, I'm really sorry about your diarrhea. 252 00:08:23,303 --> 00:08:25,171 - I just found out. - Oh, it's‐‐ 253 00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:26,673 Thank you. Thanks, Ham. 254 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:28,317 So, I guess if Judy isn't gonna tell your dad 255 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:29,642 about her mall job yet, 256 00:08:29,709 --> 00:08:31,220 you don't want to tell him we want to move 257 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:32,488 into the guesthouse either, huh? 258 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,948 This is no time for me to be moving away 259 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:36,349 from my family, Honeybee. 260 00:08:36,416 --> 00:08:38,051 If I moved here all the way from Fresno, 261 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:39,228 you can move into your backyard. 262 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:40,520 Okay. Fair point. 263 00:08:40,587 --> 00:08:42,722 I'll talk to him as soon as he's stable. 264 00:08:42,789 --> 00:08:44,557 - (crying) - Never gonna talk to him, are you? 265 00:08:44,624 --> 00:08:46,192 (chuckles nervously) I totally am. 266 00:08:46,259 --> 00:08:47,494 Uh, uh, well, no. Yes. 267 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:48,995 BEEF: Okay, birthday girl. 268 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:50,373 Which one of our cassettes do you want, 269 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:52,365 Madonna's Bedtime Stories 270 00:08:52,432 --> 00:08:54,534 or songs from the TV show She's the Sheriff? 271 00:08:54,601 --> 00:08:56,669 I'll take those sweet sheriff serenades, sir. 272 00:08:56,736 --> 00:08:58,004 Hey, uh, Dad, 273 00:08:58,071 --> 00:08:59,949 didn't you just miss the turnoff for the marina? 274 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:03,109 First, we got to make a quick birthday detour to the mall. 275 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:04,377 - The mall?! - Yep! 276 00:09:04,444 --> 00:09:06,346 It's a big birthday surprise! 277 00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:08,281 Hey, isn't the mall where Judy got that job 278 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:09,816 we can't let Dad find out about? 279 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,484 - Or no? - (whispers): Yes. 280 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,887 Now would be a great time for you to get diarrhea, Judy. 281 00:09:13,953 --> 00:09:16,022 - (whispers): For real. - I'll do what I can. 282 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:17,424 (grunts, squeaks, exhales) 283 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:19,659 Just coming up farts over here. 284 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:24,206 BEEF: Come on, everyone, keep up. I want you to see the look 285 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,132 on Judy's face when she gets her gift. 286 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:28,794 Elevator in progress? 287 00:09:28,861 --> 00:09:31,497 Well, we're all in progress till we die, elevator. 288 00:09:31,563 --> 00:09:33,432 What would Dad get me at the mall anyway? 289 00:09:33,499 --> 00:09:35,243 I mean, the only thing he likes here are those cinnamon buns 290 00:09:35,267 --> 00:09:36,611 that he gets at the food court and then he unravels 291 00:09:36,635 --> 00:09:38,170 and pretends like it's a little snake. 292 00:09:38,237 --> 00:09:39,772 That's not‐‐ I don't want that. 293 00:09:39,838 --> 00:09:41,173 Well, he told me how proud he was 294 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:42,608 when Judy caught that giant salmon 295 00:09:42,675 --> 00:09:44,176 and that he wanted to commemorate it 296 00:09:44,243 --> 00:09:45,620 with a framed photograph from that‐‐ 297 00:09:45,644 --> 00:09:48,113 what is it‐‐ uh, Point and Shoot, I think? 298 00:09:48,180 --> 00:09:49,581 ALL: What? 299 00:09:49,648 --> 00:09:53,018 You mean the location of Judy's secret job? 300 00:09:53,085 --> 00:09:55,187 ♪ ♪ 301 00:09:55,254 --> 00:09:56,722 Son of a beaver. I'll slow him down. 302 00:09:56,789 --> 00:09:58,457 And I'll run ahead and I'll try to, uh, 303 00:09:58,524 --> 00:10:01,327 go back in time and, uh, kill... this mall! 304 00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:03,662 Hey, Dad! Did you see this indoor plant?! 305 00:10:03,729 --> 00:10:05,297 That is an abomination. 306 00:10:05,364 --> 00:10:07,499 We are gonna get you out of here, buddy. 307 00:10:09,368 --> 00:10:11,403 ♪ Crispin. ♪ 308 00:10:11,737 --> 00:10:13,305 Whoa, hey, Crispin... 309 00:10:13,372 --> 00:10:15,207 - Oh. Hey, Rudy. - Oh. It's, uh... 310 00:10:15,274 --> 00:10:17,242 It's stupid, but it's actually Judy. 311 00:10:17,309 --> 00:10:19,411 Judy is my name. (chuckles): Yeah. Anyway, 312 00:10:19,478 --> 00:10:22,181 it must be really fun making... smoothies. 313 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:23,615 - It's terrible. - WOLF: Judy, 314 00:10:23,682 --> 00:10:25,451 get your rear in gear! Trouble's a‐near! 315 00:10:25,517 --> 00:10:27,453 Stay smooth! I mean, stay cool. 316 00:10:27,519 --> 00:10:29,888 (chuckles) Sincerely, comma, 317 00:10:29,955 --> 00:10:32,458 - Judy. - All right, my birthday bundle. 318 00:10:32,524 --> 00:10:34,226 Are you ready for your big surprise? 319 00:10:34,293 --> 00:10:35,961 (quietly): Oh, God. 320 00:10:36,028 --> 00:10:39,231 - ♪ Alyson ♪ - ♪ Ooh, that's right ♪ 321 00:10:39,298 --> 00:10:41,467 - ♪ Yeah. ♪ - Hot dog. 322 00:10:41,533 --> 00:10:44,470 - Hello, Miss Lefebvrere. - Oh, hello again, Beef. 323 00:10:44,536 --> 00:10:46,939 I hope you don't mind, I took the liberty of throwing in 324 00:10:47,006 --> 00:10:50,242 a bow for an extra $3.68. 325 00:10:50,309 --> 00:10:52,211 (chuckles): Oh, I'm sorry. 326 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:54,880 - Make that... 69. - (Beef coughs) 327 00:10:54,947 --> 00:10:56,181 Did you say "69"? 328 00:10:56,248 --> 00:10:59,318 I clearly said... 69. 329 00:10:59,385 --> 00:11:00,419 Oh, wait, it's 70. 330 00:11:00,486 --> 00:11:02,121 Good Lord, that's a huge relief. 331 00:11:02,187 --> 00:11:03,756 Oh, wait. No. 332 00:11:03,822 --> 00:11:05,858 It was... 69. 333 00:11:05,924 --> 00:11:07,526 (groans) Damn it. 334 00:11:07,593 --> 00:11:09,995 Wow, something is not right about the price of that bow. 335 00:11:10,062 --> 00:11:11,797 How much is it? Tell me again. 336 00:11:11,864 --> 00:11:13,665 Was it 68? Or 70? 337 00:11:13,732 --> 00:11:15,501 They keep going back between the numbers. 338 00:11:15,567 --> 00:11:17,669 It was 69 on the dot, and you know it. 339 00:11:17,736 --> 00:11:20,472 - God help me. - Okay, here we go. This is done. 340 00:11:20,539 --> 00:11:23,075 Just moving our legs towards the exit. 341 00:11:23,142 --> 00:11:24,576 And we're walking. 342 00:11:24,643 --> 00:11:26,521 - Walking. Walking. - Well, great to see you all. 343 00:11:26,545 --> 00:11:28,814 - And Judy? - (all gasp) - Yeah? 344 00:11:28,881 --> 00:11:30,015 Happy birthday. 345 00:11:30,082 --> 00:11:31,417 - Oh, thanks. - (all exhale) 346 00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:33,318 - Oh, and Judy? - (all gasp) - Yeah? 347 00:11:33,385 --> 00:11:35,554 - Oh! I forgot what I was gonna say. - (all exhale) 348 00:11:35,621 --> 00:11:37,665 Oh, now I remember. I'll see you back here on Tuesday 349 00:11:37,689 --> 00:11:40,225 for your shift from 3:00 p. m. to 7:00 p. m. 350 00:11:40,292 --> 00:11:41,427 - Damn it! - Shift? 351 00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:43,128 What's she talking about, Judy? 352 00:11:43,195 --> 00:11:44,739 Say she's talking about your shift in perspective 353 00:11:44,763 --> 00:11:46,999 and newfound positive outlook on life. 354 00:11:47,066 --> 00:11:48,267 Say it, Judy. Say it. 355 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,536 Dad, it's time for me to... 356 00:11:50,602 --> 00:11:53,338 grab life's butt cheeks by the hands and... 357 00:11:53,405 --> 00:11:56,542 and, uh, take kind of a deep dive into, uh... 358 00:11:56,608 --> 00:11:58,410 What do you mean, Judy? Is this another one 359 00:11:58,477 --> 00:12:01,180 of your performance pieces? One of your Improv Everywheres? 360 00:12:01,246 --> 00:12:03,082 I have a job at the mall now, Dad. 361 00:12:03,148 --> 00:12:04,950 You what? You where? 362 00:12:05,017 --> 00:12:07,853 Judy's our newest associ‐ette photograph‐ette here. 363 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:09,455 She's got an amazing eye 364 00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:11,433 for photos and a head for light cash register work. 365 00:12:11,457 --> 00:12:14,793 Well, congratulations, Judy. 366 00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:16,395 (grunts) 367 00:12:17,996 --> 00:12:20,766 - Kathleen. Bikini. - JUDY: I have a job - at the mall now, Dad. 368 00:12:20,833 --> 00:12:22,334 BEEF: Smoothie. (grunts) 369 00:12:22,401 --> 00:12:24,002 WOLF: The moose got Mom's pageant bikini! 370 00:12:24,069 --> 00:12:27,139 HAM: And her gorgeous hair extensions. 371 00:12:27,206 --> 00:12:28,674 Dad, no! It's still in progress! 372 00:12:28,740 --> 00:12:30,209 (elevator bell chimes) 373 00:12:30,275 --> 00:12:32,377 Uh, Rudy? Your dad's stuck in the elevator. 374 00:12:36,648 --> 00:12:39,051 Well, it's a beautiful day to go out on the boat. (chuckles) 375 00:12:39,118 --> 00:12:41,353 - BEEF: Mm‐hmm. - Man, it doesn't, uh, matter 376 00:12:41,420 --> 00:12:42,797 how much water you put that thing in. 377 00:12:42,821 --> 00:12:44,890 - It just floats, right? - Say, if that picture's 378 00:12:44,957 --> 00:12:48,127 taking up too much room, we can just throw it into the ocean 379 00:12:48,193 --> 00:12:49,528 like we do so many other things 380 00:12:49,595 --> 00:12:51,530 that are valuable to us as a family. 381 00:12:51,597 --> 00:12:52,965 It's fine. 382 00:12:53,031 --> 00:12:54,566 Oh, hey, did you hear 383 00:12:54,633 --> 00:12:56,578 about the new generator model coming out next week? 384 00:12:56,602 --> 00:12:59,371 Should be... Should generate a lot. (chuckles) 385 00:12:59,438 --> 00:13:01,240 Don't you have thoughts about that, Dad? 386 00:13:01,306 --> 00:13:02,506 BEEF: Not this minute, I don't. 387 00:13:02,541 --> 00:13:04,810 (gasps) Dad's gone mute on generators? 388 00:13:04,877 --> 00:13:06,178 Oh, this is bad. 389 00:13:06,245 --> 00:13:07,913 I know, let's list crustaceans. 390 00:13:07,980 --> 00:13:09,648 - Honeybee, you go first. - I don't know. 391 00:13:09,715 --> 00:13:11,984 Crab? Crab dip? Squidward? 392 00:13:12,050 --> 00:13:13,285 - Hiya, Beef! - BEEF: Mm‐hmm. 393 00:13:13,352 --> 00:13:14,653 ‐Oh, hiya, Tobins. 394 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:16,321 - Hello. - Hi, Londra. - Nice fish. 395 00:13:16,388 --> 00:13:18,624 No pressure, but you still haven't RSVP'd 396 00:13:18,690 --> 00:13:20,325 for my Tupperware party. 397 00:13:20,392 --> 00:13:23,061 If I don't sell enough, I'll owe thousands to my mentor Sheryl. 398 00:13:23,128 --> 00:13:24,296 Not now, Londra! 399 00:13:24,363 --> 00:13:26,131 HAM: All right, Dad. 400 00:13:26,198 --> 00:13:28,167 Ready to get a handle on these candles? 401 00:13:28,233 --> 00:13:30,369 By lighting them? 402 00:13:31,003 --> 00:13:32,804 Hmm. 403 00:13:32,871 --> 00:13:33,972 (grunts) 404 00:13:34,039 --> 00:13:35,674 You got this, Dad. You got this! 405 00:13:35,741 --> 00:13:37,652 Should we just do virtual candles? I have an app. 406 00:13:37,676 --> 00:13:39,311 You can get 'em to look like the Minions. 407 00:13:39,378 --> 00:13:40,779 Dad's got it under control. 408 00:13:40,846 --> 00:13:42,948 Yeah. We're gonna light the candles with a match 409 00:13:43,015 --> 00:13:44,349 just like we always do. 410 00:13:44,416 --> 00:13:46,518 Aren't we, Dad? Aren't we? 411 00:13:46,585 --> 00:13:49,655 (grunts) You know, I was counting on these matches 412 00:13:49,721 --> 00:13:52,224 to do the one thing they said they were gonna do, 413 00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:53,759 and now they're just... 414 00:13:53,825 --> 00:13:55,470 they're just getting a job at the Point and Shoot. 415 00:13:55,494 --> 00:13:57,162 - That's it. I'm quitting. - What? 416 00:13:57,229 --> 00:13:59,364 I'm quitting the job that I haven't even started yet 417 00:13:59,431 --> 00:14:01,266 so that everything can just go back to normal. 418 00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:02,768 - What? - No! - No, Judy. 419 00:14:02,834 --> 00:14:04,937 You can't give up on something so important to you. 420 00:14:05,003 --> 00:14:06,772 Just like moving into Mom's old guest cabin 421 00:14:06,838 --> 00:14:09,141 - is important to me and Honeybee. - What?! 422 00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:10,876 Well, you got to know sometime, Dad. 423 00:14:10,943 --> 00:14:12,778 Also, I am gay. 424 00:14:12,844 --> 00:14:16,515 Ham, we know. You've come out to us a bunch of times. 425 00:14:16,582 --> 00:14:17,749 - I have? - Yes! 426 00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:19,561 And we love you just the way you are, damn it! 427 00:14:19,585 --> 00:14:22,221 Well, thank you for being an ally! 428 00:14:22,287 --> 00:14:23,488 Why are we yelling? 429 00:14:23,555 --> 00:14:25,457 Because I'm upset about other stuff! 430 00:14:25,524 --> 00:14:27,593 Namely that Judy's got another job 431 00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,361 and Wolf wants to move across town. 432 00:14:29,428 --> 00:14:31,468 - It's the backyard, Dad. - And all your mom's stuff 433 00:14:31,530 --> 00:14:33,599 got stolen by a moose and these matches won't light. 434 00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:35,734 Moon, you got any secrets to share? 435 00:14:35,801 --> 00:14:39,071 - Well, I know Mom's not really dea... - No? Okay, great. 436 00:14:39,137 --> 00:14:41,106 I need to, to use the restroom. 437 00:14:41,173 --> 00:14:42,674 The toilet's still there, right? 438 00:14:42,741 --> 00:14:44,485 Or did that change on me, too? Is it a fridge now? 439 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,845 - Well, then, I'll poop in the fridge. - Dad, no. 440 00:14:46,912 --> 00:14:48,146 It'll be so cold. 441 00:14:48,213 --> 00:14:49,781 - No. Let him. - Ooh! 442 00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:52,217 For 99 cents, we can get little cat candles 443 00:14:52,284 --> 00:14:53,819 that say "happy purr‐thday." 444 00:14:53,885 --> 00:14:56,021 That'll cheer your dad up when he gets back. 445 00:14:56,088 --> 00:14:58,523 He's not coming back. 446 00:14:59,391 --> 00:15:00,726 I guess we're orphans now. 447 00:15:00,792 --> 00:15:02,303 Maybe we can stop by the animal shelter 448 00:15:02,327 --> 00:15:04,896 on the way home and get a new Grandma. 449 00:15:04,963 --> 00:15:06,331 LONDRA: Huh. 450 00:15:06,398 --> 00:15:08,267 That was a quick birthday party. 451 00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:10,502 Yeah. Dad got mad and ran away. Did you see him? 452 00:15:10,569 --> 00:15:12,471 Yeah, I saw him pull up in the rowboat. 453 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,973 He was muttering, but I didn't think much of it. 454 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,508 Everyone around here mutters. 455 00:15:16,575 --> 00:15:18,210 (all muttering) 456 00:15:18,277 --> 00:15:19,754 All right. Well, we got to go find him. 457 00:15:19,778 --> 00:15:22,114 Okay. By the way, there will be lemon squares 458 00:15:22,180 --> 00:15:24,383 - at the Tupperware party. - Not now, Londra. 459 00:15:24,449 --> 00:15:25,651 You got it. 460 00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:27,586 Okay, so it looks like Dad 461 00:15:27,653 --> 00:15:29,497 went after that moose that snatched Mom's bikini. 462 00:15:29,521 --> 00:15:31,657 We've got snow machine tracks, 463 00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:33,325 footprints, snowshoe prints, 464 00:15:33,392 --> 00:15:35,927 and what looks like waffle maker prints. 465 00:15:35,994 --> 00:15:39,298 Oh, that clever son of a bitch does not want to be found. 466 00:15:39,364 --> 00:15:41,333 All right, let's all split up and look for him. 467 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,001 Here's a flare gun for each of you. 468 00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:44,369 Send one up if you find him. 469 00:15:44,436 --> 00:15:46,638 Okay, Ham's works. Great test. 470 00:15:46,705 --> 00:15:48,650 Uh, try to save your flares for when you need them, bud. 471 00:15:48,674 --> 00:15:51,476 (chuckles): I'll try, but they're so beautiful. 472 00:15:51,543 --> 00:15:53,211 Good luck out there, dear siblings. 473 00:15:53,278 --> 00:15:55,113 Let's go trap a dad. 474 00:15:56,281 --> 00:15:58,850 Sorry. Look how she shines. 475 00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:01,086 ♪ ♪ 476 00:16:05,991 --> 00:16:07,326 Headed right for the river. 477 00:16:07,392 --> 00:16:11,129 You may be "sexi," but you're not smart. 478 00:16:11,196 --> 00:16:13,932 ‐(wind whistling) ‐Kathleen. 479 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:16,368 (screams) 480 00:16:16,435 --> 00:16:18,470 Aah! Oh, my God! Broken foot. 481 00:16:18,537 --> 00:16:21,073 That's okay. I can push through this. 482 00:16:21,139 --> 00:16:24,042 (screams) Nope. No, that is Alaska broken. 483 00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:25,410 (grunts) Well, 484 00:16:25,477 --> 00:16:28,180 time to sit down and await my death. 485 00:16:28,246 --> 00:16:30,482 (sighs) Damn it, Kathleen. I've got to know. 486 00:16:30,549 --> 00:16:32,617 Are you ever coming back to me? 487 00:16:32,684 --> 00:16:34,653 Just‐just give me a sign. 488 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,188 Okay. 489 00:16:36,254 --> 00:16:38,623 That was definitely a sign. But was it a yes or no? 490 00:16:38,690 --> 00:16:41,927 Let's do this. If I should keep hoping you'll come back, 491 00:16:41,993 --> 00:16:43,729 then send up another flare. 492 00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:47,999 Uh, I'll‐I'll just wait a little bit longer. 493 00:16:49,267 --> 00:16:50,902 Okay. There's my dad's 494 00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:54,306 signature super long stride, and he was probably following 495 00:16:54,373 --> 00:16:56,675 these moose... (gasps) Oh, my God! Dad! 496 00:16:56,742 --> 00:16:58,243 - Judy? - Are you hurt? 497 00:16:58,310 --> 00:17:01,613 Yep, I'm hurt, and I'm stuck. So just get out of here 498 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:04,983 and go and live a full and productive life without me. 499 00:17:05,050 --> 00:17:06,885 What? No, Dad. I'm just going 500 00:17:06,952 --> 00:17:08,296 to shoot off this flare to get help. 501 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:09,621 Then I'm going to go live 502 00:17:09,688 --> 00:17:11,323 a full and productive life with you. 503 00:17:11,390 --> 00:17:13,291 (screams) Sorry. Lost focus. 504 00:17:13,358 --> 00:17:15,927 Man, this family is not good at flares. 505 00:17:19,731 --> 00:17:21,900 Just leave me here, Judy. I have a broken foot 506 00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:24,176 and a broken heart, and my one job 507 00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:27,512 was to keep my family together, and I couldn't even do it. 508 00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:29,181 I lost your mom, and then I lost 509 00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:31,149 her hair extensions and her fur bikini. 510 00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:34,987 So, go and tell everyone I died doing what I loved: 511 00:17:35,053 --> 00:17:36,088 being your dad. 512 00:17:36,154 --> 00:17:38,257 No, the others will be here any minute. 513 00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:39,825 I'm not leaving you. 514 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,628 Oh, please. You'll all leave me sooner or later. 515 00:17:42,694 --> 00:17:44,196 Dad. (screams) 516 00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:46,265 ‐(grunts) ‐Damn it, Judy. What have I told you 517 00:17:46,331 --> 00:17:49,601 about getting into a steeply embanked ice chasm voluntarily? 518 00:17:49,668 --> 00:17:50,769 - Not to do it. - Right. 519 00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:53,005 Dad, we know Mom's not dead. 520 00:17:53,071 --> 00:17:54,373 But you didn't lose her. 521 00:17:54,439 --> 00:17:57,409 She left, and it's not because of something you did 522 00:17:57,476 --> 00:17:58,477 or something we did. 523 00:17:58,543 --> 00:18:00,345 She just... wanted to leave. 524 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,881 I don't... I don't know what you're talking about. 525 00:18:02,948 --> 00:18:06,518 She's in Pennsyl... Pennsylvania. 526 00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:07,986 There is no Pencil Heaven. 527 00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:09,988 But if there was, do you think they would be 528 00:18:10,055 --> 00:18:12,024 in their little stub version or their full form? 529 00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:13,492 Full form. No question. 530 00:18:13,558 --> 00:18:14,826 ‐(crying) ‐Dad, listen. 531 00:18:14,893 --> 00:18:16,628 We don't want to run away. 532 00:18:16,695 --> 00:18:18,130 We love being on the boat. 533 00:18:18,196 --> 00:18:20,299 We just love other places, too, and other things, 534 00:18:20,365 --> 00:18:22,901 and that's normal. You don't have to let us go. 535 00:18:22,968 --> 00:18:25,971 - I just have to let you pursue outside interests. - Grow. 536 00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:28,540 Oh, I‐I went for the rhyme there. 537 00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:29,817 - But... (chuckles) Yeah. - WOLF: Dad! 538 00:18:29,841 --> 00:18:31,643 - Judy! - Dad's foot is broken! 539 00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:33,512 Regular broken or Alaska broken? 540 00:18:33,578 --> 00:18:34,780 Alaska broken. 541 00:18:34,846 --> 00:18:36,415 - We got to boost him up. - Copy that. 542 00:18:36,481 --> 00:18:39,284 Ham, you stay up here and pull. Honeybee, you're with me. 543 00:18:39,351 --> 00:18:40,385 You bet I am, babe. 544 00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:41,520 Okay, everybody. 545 00:18:41,586 --> 00:18:43,255 Let's hoist this beefy boy. 546 00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:45,057 - (all grunting) - BEEF: Steady. 547 00:18:45,123 --> 00:18:47,359 - (grunts) - WOLF: Moose! - (all scream) 548 00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:49,194 My beautiful pants! 549 00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:52,030 Okay, don't worry, everybody. A moose isn't gonna charge 550 00:18:52,097 --> 00:18:54,399 into a steeply embanked ice chasm voluntarily. 551 00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:55,767 - Oh, my God! - (bellows) 552 00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:57,314 (grunts) Remember your training, Moon. 553 00:18:57,369 --> 00:19:01,473 Oh, I hope I'm not making a huge "moose‐stake." 554 00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:02,784 What is it with this guy? (grunts) 555 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,810 He's like my‐my Moby Dick or... Ow! 556 00:19:04,876 --> 00:19:06,878 I'm‐I'm his Moby Dick? I'm realizing 557 00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:10,515 - I never actually read it. - (shouts) 558 00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:14,319 I got Mom's bikini! 559 00:19:14,386 --> 00:19:16,355 (chuckles): Moon! You saved us! 560 00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:18,757 I told you I could ride a moose. 561 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,125 BEEF: Children, 562 00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:22,728 I, uh, I'm sorry I spent so many years 563 00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:25,030 pretending your mother was eaten by a bear. 564 00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:28,934 I guess in retrospect, I was going through something. 565 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,636 - It's okay, Dad. - Hey, it was fun while it lasted. 566 00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:33,171 This was your mom's goodbye letter. 567 00:19:33,238 --> 00:19:35,774 I never read it because I didn't want it to be real, 568 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,642 but I'm gonna read it now. 569 00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:39,978 Oh. It just says, "Smell you later." 570 00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:42,481 And there's a drawing of either a middle finger 571 00:19:42,547 --> 00:19:43,882 or a penis under it. 572 00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:45,984 I think it's a hand with penis fingers. 573 00:19:46,051 --> 00:19:47,051 Hey, you're right. 574 00:19:47,085 --> 00:19:49,855 And, so, we are gathered here today 575 00:19:49,921 --> 00:19:52,891 to consecrate this goodbye note and fur bikini. 576 00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:55,794 - And may Kathleen and her lover... - Marcus. 577 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,963 Sorry. I only know his name because they keep a blog. 578 00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,499 It's about stores that won't chase you if you shoplift. 579 00:20:00,565 --> 00:20:01,843 It's called Pittsburgh Stealers. 580 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:06,071 Well, may she and Marcus be happy... ish. 581 00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:07,572 I guess. Or whatever. 582 00:20:07,639 --> 00:20:09,107 - Please come back, Kathy. - Dad. 583 00:20:09,174 --> 00:20:10,509 - Kidding. - Were you? 584 00:20:10,575 --> 00:20:12,844 No. But I'll get there. Maybe. 585 00:20:12,911 --> 00:20:15,814 So, if you're okay with Mom being in Pennsylvania, 586 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,816 does that mean you're okay with me and Honeybee 587 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,584 moving into the guest cabin? 588 00:20:19,651 --> 00:20:21,553 You have my blessing. 589 00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:24,823 I just hope a mysterious ghost doesn't show up 590 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,892 and scare you back into the house. 591 00:20:26,958 --> 00:20:28,894 Dad, please don't dress up like a ghost 592 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,695 to try to scare us back into the house. 593 00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:32,164 (chuckles): I'll try my best. 594 00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:34,800 Now, should we all go in and finally celebrate 595 00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:36,601 our special girl's birthday? 596 00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:38,136 - Dad? - Yeah, Jude? 597 00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:40,972 Um, what about me and‐and the mall? 598 00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:43,108 Of course I want you to work at the mall, Judy. 599 00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:45,744 I know you've got your mother's creative side. 600 00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:47,512 She loved Color Me Mine. 601 00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:49,381 She robbed one once. 602 00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:50,849 Thanks, Dad. I love you. 603 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,651 I love you, too, Judy. 604 00:20:52,717 --> 00:20:55,287 Now, let's go eat some cake. 605 00:20:55,353 --> 00:20:56,822 (sighs) 606 00:20:56,888 --> 00:20:59,524 Now, that's what I call diving into life's butthole. 607 00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:02,661 ♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪ 608 00:21:02,727 --> 00:21:03,829 ♪ Catch some fish ♪ 609 00:21:03,895 --> 00:21:05,997 ♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪ 610 00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:06,932 ♪ Wow ♪ 611 00:21:06,998 --> 00:21:09,801 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 612 00:21:09,868 --> 00:21:11,670 ♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪ 613 00:21:11,736 --> 00:21:13,271 ♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪ 614 00:21:13,338 --> 00:21:14,806 ♪ From longest night to longest day ♪ 615 00:21:14,873 --> 00:21:16,475 ♪ In the Great North ♪ 616 00:21:16,541 --> 00:21:18,810 HAM: Ooh, I like the part where we say "Hup." 617 00:21:18,877 --> 00:21:21,813 ♪ The Great North ♪ 618 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:23,782 ♪ Oh, yeah, hut, whoo ♪ 619 00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:25,250 ♪ Hup, oh ♪ 620 00:21:25,317 --> 00:21:27,018 - ♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ Whoo ♪ 621 00:21:27,085 --> 00:21:27,953 ♪ Oh ♪ 622 00:21:28,019 --> 00:21:30,222 ♪ The Great North. ♪ 623 00:21:30,272 --> 00:21:34,822 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0